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Moe VIPPER 2017/03/27(Mon)11:50:32 No.1641 [Reply]

Why can't moe exist in the three-dimensional form?

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VIPPER 2017/04/05(Wed)22:01:07 No.1645
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>>1644
Cool, someone else thought of this too.

¨	VIPPER 2017/09/12(Tue)15:03:44 No.1672 >>1673 jaleel beats holla at me

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VIPPER 2017/09/20(Wed)00:26:10 No.1673

>>1672
We were in full flight before three notes or syllables had been uttered, though we knew that the swiftness of the Old Ones would enable any scream-roused and pursuing survivor of the slaughter to overtake us in a moment if it really wished to do so. We had a vague hope, however, that non-aggressive conduct and a display of kindred reason might cause such a being to spare us in case of capture; if only from scientific curiosity. After all, if such an one had nothing to fear for itself it would have no motive in harming us. Concealment being futile at this juncture, we used our torch for a running glance behind, and perceived that the mist was thinning. Would we see, at last, a complete and living specimen of those others? Again came that insidious musical piping—

“Jaleel beats holla at me! Jaleel beats holla at me!”

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VIPPER 2016/11/18(Fri)08:24:39 No.1622 [Reply]

For the past month or so, I've begun regularly having lunch at a cheap Chinese cafe with some acquaintances. I do not consider myself superstitious, but the fortune cookies I have received seem rather unusual. My acquaintances get “You will have a success in business soon” or “You have a generous heart”. I, on the other hand, get fortunes like (approximately)

- “You will soon find romance”,
- “You will take a vacation with your family soon”,
- “You are loyal to your family”,
- “You and your wife will have a long, happy life together”,

and so on, always describing either happy relationships with family, imminent romance, and (as of last week) happy marriage.

As a confirmed bachelor with no living relatives, I found these first amusing, then progressively more unsettling in their single-minded focus. It is as if I am receiving highly precise fortune cookies which are accurately tracking the Rockwell-esque life of some other person who has just gotten married and is currently on his honeymoon.

Has anyone else experienced something similar?

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VIPPER 2017/06/14(Wed)22:08:43 No.1659 >>1670

>>1658
A man who is almost certainly never going to marry and is not trying to, but the term is old fashioned and does not carry "serious" connotations like the contemporary terms "asexual" or "*cel" do. Pick up anything by Wodehouse and there's about a 50% chance one of the subplots will be about a confirmed bachelor fighting against romance.

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VIPPER 2017/09/05(Tue)08:08:44 No.1670 >>1671

>>1659
"Confirmed bachelor" doesn't mean the same as "asexual"! A bachelor doesn't want to settle down with one partner, but that doesn't mean they're not interested at all. I have often heard "confirmed bachelor" used a winking euphemism for gay, as in they certainly won't be settling down with a lady any time soon, but a "bachelor party" isn't an asexual soiree

¨	VIPPER 2017/09/09(Sat)05:23:22 No.1671 >>1670 Well, yeah. That's why I didn't say that, because it would have been wrong.

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anime VIPPER 2017/08/01(Tue)05:26:22 No.1665 [Reply]

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VIPPER 2017/08/01(Tue)09:16:35 No.1666
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VIPPER 2017/07/28(Fri)06:59:28 No.1664 [Reply]

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VIPPER 2009/11/14(Sat)18:07:00 No.1085 [Reply]

HORSES

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VIPPER 2010/11/27(Sat)05:01:00 No.1284
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

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VIPPER 2010/11/27(Sat)13:15:00 No.1285
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

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VIPPER 2017/05/06(Sat)02:33:22 No.1656
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hoars... not really but still a hoarse

ill come back in 7 years to post another hoars itt

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VIPPER 2010/03/06(Sat)14:18:00 No.908 [Reply]

Come join the VIP minecraft server. I think you have to make an account to join, but it's free.
http://minecraft.net/play.jsp?server=6ccc64b13e9285bc327822f883a20e61

Unfortunately it's running on a server currently located at my mother's house, and her internet randomly dies now and then. It usually comes back after about 5-10 minutes.

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¨	VIPPER 2010/09/30(Thu)18:38:00 No.1084 >>1323 I don't think anybody plays creative anymore, but if you do the URL changed for some reason. http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp?server=5708ff26dfd2f7a7c23126d384daa09a

¨	VIPPER 2015/09/25(Fri)12:18:44 No.1323 >>1084 URL changes periodically and whenever the server reconnects to mine craft heartbeat server, which is often because that shit crashes all the time. I also have a VIP QUALITY classic mine craft server SOLIDUS DEATHS.

¨	VIPPER 2017/05/06(Sat)02:25:01 No.1655 bump i'm on the server guise

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CHEESE THREAD VIPPER 2016/08/21(Sun)00:21:58 No.1584 [Reply]

Cheese is, perhaps, the dairy product with the most VIP quality. What cheeses do you enjoy?

I just had some of this stuff. I'm usually not a fan of stuff in my cheese, but I haven't had a good smoked cheese in a while, and it was sitting in the “sharp” section, so the positives outweighed the negatives and I gave it a try. It's pretty good toasted, although I get the feeling it needs to be heated a bit more than I gave it.

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¨	VIPPER 2017/04/23(Sun)19:55:58 No.1651 >>1650 I've never experienced such things, personally, but perhaps I've never eaten the appropriate type, or the appropriate amount, etc.

¨	VIPPER 2017/04/25(Tue)20:44:43 No.1652 What is the appropriate amount? An entire wheel?

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VIPPER 2017/04/29(Sat)18:39:41 No.1654
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Salvador Dali used to eat a lump of camembert before sleep to get inspiration... he'd sit in the armchair holding his keys over a dinner plate, then as he drifted off he'd drop the keys, and the clatter on the plate wold wake him up and he'd paint what he saw just at that moment

Is it just me or is pre-grated cheese like the devil's pubes?

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VIPPER 2017/04/05(Wed)22:01:46 No.1646 [Reply]

Keroshiri :3

¨	VIPPER 2017/04/11(Tue)20:44:30 No.1647 >>1648 Can't seem to find a tag for underlying panties & bra seams visible under clothing. Would really appreciate any leads on the matter.

¨	VIPPER 2017/04/12(Wed)03:39:23 No.1648 >>1647 "pantylines skin_tight" brings up this image and a few others like it (along with a significant number of false positives, of course). I suspect it's your best option for now.

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VIPPER 2016/10/17(Mon)22:14:10 No.1619 [Reply]

happy halloween!

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VIPPER 2016/10/17(Mon)22:58:57 No.1620
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Happy Hornypeen!

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post tenshi with TAMBOURINE VIPPER 2016/10/04(Tue)06:49:44 No.1609 [Reply]

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VIPPER 2016/10/05(Wed)03:15:44 No.1616
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VIPPER 2016/10/05(Wed)03:16:18 No.1617
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VIPPER 2016/10/13(Thu)05:56:28 No.1618
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