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>attempts to make quality bread
>uploads webm
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I can't bake my bread because even though i'm using one of the specified ingredients.
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viper kys my man
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Let's post pictures of ourselves in this thread.
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Let's create a story using one manga frame at a time!
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Meanwhile, in the building where all the Yokoyama background characters are kept...
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good game
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Why can't moe exist in the three-dimensional form?
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Cool, someone else thought of this too.
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jaleel beats holla at me
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We were in full flight before three notes or syllables had been uttered, though we knew that the swiftness of the Old Ones would enable any scream-roused and pursuing survivor of the slaughter to overtake us in a moment if it really wished to do so. We had a vague hope, however, that non-aggressive conduct and a display of kindred reason might cause such a being to spare us in case of capture; if only from scientific curiosity. After all, if such an one had nothing to fear for itself it would have no motive in harming us. Concealment being futile at this juncture, we used our torch for a running glance behind, and perceived that the mist was thinning. Would we see, at last, a complete and living specimen of those others? Again came that insidious musical piping—

“Jaleel beats holla at me! Jaleel beats holla at me!”
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For the past month or so, I've begun regularly having lunch at a cheap Chinese cafe with some acquaintances. I do not consider myself superstitious, but the fortune cookies I have received seem rather unusual. My acquaintances get “You will have a success in business soon” or “You have a generous heart”. I, on the other hand, get fortunes like (approximately)

- “You will soon find romance”,
- “You will take a vacation with your family soon”,
- “You are loyal to your family”,
- “You and your wife will have a long, happy life together”,

and so on, always describing either happy relationships with family, imminent romance, and (as of last week) happy marriage.

As a confirmed bachelor with no living relatives, I found these first amusing, then progressively more unsettling in their single-minded focus. It is as if I am receiving highly precise fortune cookies which are accurately tracking the Rockwell-esque life of some other person who has just gotten married and is currently on his honeymoon.

Has anyone else experienced something similar?
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>>1658
A man who is almost certainly never going to marry and is not trying to, but the term is old fashioned and does not carry "serious" connotations like the contemporary terms "asexual" or "*cel" do. Pick up anything by Wodehouse and there's about a 50% chance one of the subplots will be about a confirmed bachelor fighting against romance.
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>>1659
"Confirmed bachelor" doesn't mean the same as "asexual"! A bachelor doesn't want to settle down with one partner, but that doesn't mean they're not interested at all. I have often heard "confirmed bachelor" used a winking euphemism for gay, as in they certainly won't be settling down with a lady any time soon, but a "bachelor party" isn't an asexual soiree
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>>1670
Well, yeah. That's why I didn't say that, because it would have been wrong.
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HORSES
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
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hoars... not really but still a hoarse

ill come back in 7 years to post another hoars itt
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