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Um, heh, hello everybody. It's me, the um... the Shrek- the Shrek comedian. Um, live at the Laugheteria... h-here in DC. Um...
Y-you might be wondering um, wh-why I'm called the Shrek comedian. Um and actually th-the reason is uh because about 99.9% of m-my jokes are about Shrek.
And what's the other point one percent? You may be wondering! Um, actually, um, th-those are also about Shrek... uh... but actually, they're about Donkey.